Nothing Is Real

During the summer, whilst at theanswer42's house, I had a long phone conversation with lilyknotwisemd. It was really really weird. And Paisley filmed her fruitbowl at the same time and cut it together into a film. So, because it made me laugh so hard, here is the transcript of Fruit Bowl. Eventually, I'll get all the raw film from Paisley and transcribe the entire one side of the convo. For now, this is enough. Explanation: we were vaguely in character with me as the Master and Leah as the Doctor.

 

( Transcription )

 

The character journals went all serious on me and Leah, guys.
First, the Doctor pissed off the Master by insinuating that the Master missed him and was affectionate.
And then the Master was EXTREMELY petty and FFFFFFFFFF

theatricmood:
moralsremitted: His home was in ARIZONA. I'm not a COMPLETE bastard to my minions.
Unlike you and some of your COMPANIONS, I might add.
Tell me, did you ever ACTUALLY go back and get that Companion of yours, Miss Smith?
Or that one, the name you keep mentioning and assuming I won't notice...Jamie, was it?

theatricmood:Your door better be dead locked.

And then we were both like "WUT NAO, DOCTAH?!?!" so I wrote out what happened in Skype with tips from Leah. I edited this a LOT. Because most of it was just me waffling about what happened next and Leah going "OH SHIT". I left a small bit of it in so you get the idea. XD

 

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So, uh, now there's a BLOODY MASSIVE PLOT and the Doctor has left home and the Master is going to go fucking APESHIT and and....well, fuck guys, we thought this was a CRACK AU. Remember how I said Leah and I should stop our latenight talking? That still stands.

Title: Challenging Societal Norms Through Baked Goods
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (15)
Summary: The Doctor enters a baking contest. 50's AU.
Rating: I don't actually know...maybe 14A? But more likely just PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Barbara Jones, Fran Appleton, Lianne Moore
Author's notes: I've become far too lazy to text Leah the stories any more and have turned to writing them to her on MSN. This story came partially out of an actual event that I found in a book of amusing British happenings culled from newspapers and partially from the discovery of snowgrouse's mutual interest in wheatsex and my willingness to include the aforementioned interest in the series. EDIT: Whoops, forgot to edit the summary the first time. Explanation of series here.

( Mmmmmm...wheat )


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Title: Dress Nonsense
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (13)
Summary: The Master likes dressing up? 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I....I'm not sure. It used to be even shorter but then I felt I needed to add something else. Explanation of series here.

( The original version was three sentences long )


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Title: New Friend
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (11)
Summary: At another dinner party, the Doctor meets someone new. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Other Character
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I think this one followed off some sort of discussion with Leah. Explanation of series here.




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Title: Helping Out
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (9)
Summary: Apparently, sometimes, the Master actually helps out around the house. THIS IS EARTHSHATTERING. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I continue with my brief theme of completely describing what the Master is wearing. Explanation of series here.

( The Master has an eye for design. )

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( “If it helps,” said the Master, “they were all very bad people.” )

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Title: A Day At The Fair
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (6)
Summary: No-one has a more wholesome relationship than the Doctor and the Master. Except nearly everybody. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. Based off of the last one. I told Leah that I was writing a story about 'an affair' and she misunderstood me and got very excited about the story about 'the fair' that I was writing. So, of course, not to let her down, I wrote it. Explanation of series here.

( Mmm...cotton candy. Ten goes a little bit Carlisle. )

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Title: The Affair
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (5)
Summary: The Doctor's moral standards are far too strict. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Doctor/Other Character
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. Yet another where it went wrong in the middle and I had to fix it. That's a theme with these stories... Explanation of series here.

( The Doctor has a really bad habit of destroying all of his relationships...I wonder if this one will work out? )

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Title: A Good Friend 
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (3)
Summary: Donna Noble comes over to have some tea and a chat. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Donna
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. This one, like a bunch of this series, was WAY funnier in my head and then started going VERY wrong. I had to fix it. Explanation of series here.




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