Nothing Is Real

Meme! Again! It's that one that maidm andlilyknotwisemd both did! I'm really trying to pick ones they haven't done but maybe I just can't tell that they've already done them. That does mean, however, that a lot of mine are for the lulz. Oh well. For me, that's often what OTP means ANYWAY. Man, I overlap with Marion way too much. I think eventually, when I'm sick of trying to think of pairings we don't share, I'll give up.

Pick up to 13 OTPs (in no particular order).
Describe them in 13 (or possibly many more!) words or fewer.
Have your flist guess the OTP.

1. They are SO not together. Never. Never ever.
2. They're married. Only not. Only they totally are.
3. "What would you say first attracted you to me?" John/Ringo guessed by lilyknotwisemd
4. It's all about the powerful sexual tension. If you read between the lines. Howard/Vince guessed by theanswer42 
5. You might even say...they went to school together. Master/Doctor guessed by theanswer42 
6. They COULD have just hidden behind the dustbins but his way's more fun. Moss/Roy guessed by maidm 
7. She neglects him for the men at work. He still loves her. Rhys/Gwen guessed by theanswer42 
8. Creepy love is AWESOME. I naively find them cute. Master/Lucy guessed by theanswer42 
9. He believes in her. And she knows. But he'll never tell her.
10. Love Games? Howard/Old Gregg guessed by maidm 
11. Love? Present. Bret/Jemaine guessed by lilyknotwisemd 
12. Laundry brought them together. An explosion tore them apart. Doctor Horrible/Penny guessed by lilyknotwisemd 
13. NEEDS MOAR HIM. Eight/Eight/Eight... guessed by lilyknotwisemd  

CRIMINY there's a lot of slash! When I go silly, apparently, I slash like a motherbitch. I'm like connect four in fandom terms.