Nothing Is Real

I am not a fan of dystopian futures, have I ever mentioned that? Maybe not here. But originally, I avoided sci-fi like the plague because I was completely convinced that it was all horrid dystopian futures. Which is true to a certain extent. Quite a lot of it is.
So now I'm being forced to read The Handmaid's Tale by Atwood and I...well, I would never read this on my own, let's say that. It just makes me angry and depressed and as I was already angry from last night (due to moralsremitted) and also depressed (due to let's not get into that) it is NOT HELPING.
Especially because all of this stuff it has with the women getting banned from work and being forced to be housewives (initially, at least) made me realise that I'm fucking WRITING a dystopian future with this 50's AU and I never noticed before, due to how cracky it generally is. But now that it's got a depressing plotline itself I've realised what I've done. I hope this doesn't depress me from doing it! There are wonderful strong women in the series: Donna keeping her job and fighting against piggish men and stereotypes of the society for the sheer stubbornness of HAVING to because she couldn't look at herself otherwise, staying in a job when she would actually gladly get married but for the loss of her rights; Rose, who as far as Leah and I can tell is off by herself fighting aliens, to hell with the Doctor; River, who wields her sexuality like a weapon, breaking through the shocked morals of the society like a battering ram; even, or, especially Alice who has begun to feel as if perhaps not everything is right, her problems aren't necessarily HER fault, that there is another, better way. I mean, hell, even the Doctor is trying to break down this stupid society somewhat although the Master REALLY ISN'T HELPING.
Shit, I'm tired, guys. I've been reading too much Margaret Atwood.
Anyway, I wonder if I should be going more into depth with this society. What happened to MAKE it this way?
I wish it was crack again.

Title: What?
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (16)
Summary: Don't write stories when you're very tired. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13? How do ratings even work?
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: I was avoiding sleep and messaging a story to Leah who was sitting right beside me. Strangeness in the story is often due to me forgetting what I'd just written and rolling with it. Explanation of series here.

( Rambling is good, right? )

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So there's this hilarious site...it translates English into Japanese and back and forth and back and so on. So I started feeding stuff into it.
Like the Doctor's last words to Rose: "I love you." "I'm Rose Tyler, I have this ... I also, President Bush is right ... ..." had a chance to look around

Or when he's telling Sylvia and Wilf about how important Donna is:
The rest of the world world of words, his people's safety and air Donanoburu her the number of light I'm alive and singing. 1000 100 million light-years away. While she does not remember, she will never forget. However, for one moment ... one shining moment ... she is the overall width was the most important woman in the universe.

River's final speech at the end of Forest of the Dead:
Everyone knows everyone died. Instead, every day. No, not today. Some days are special. Some days are very blessed. One day, nobody died at all. As well as outgoing calls, a variety of people, our live show, 100 degrees, September 1, travel expenses for doctors, the length of the daily allowance, many people are very warm people.

After that point, I started getting silly and writing little stories and translating them after.
( Stories behind cut because this is actually rather long )

Then, of course, Leah asked me to translate an ENTIRE 'Who's Right?' story. So I did. The fair one.
At one point, it started sounding like badly translated softcore porn: His job is to find and cotton candy in his mouth, and eat with him, their fingers, the master, and Tuck, Sun said, licking the rest of the master volume, the idea is ridiculous suggest that something is beautiful.

The Final Copy

( The first few words of this would make a really good name for the original story )

Title: Dress Nonsense
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (13)
Summary: The Master likes dressing up? 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I....I'm not sure. It used to be even shorter but then I felt I needed to add something else. Explanation of series here.

( The original version was three sentences long )

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Title: New Friend
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (11)
Summary: At another dinner party, the Doctor meets someone new. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Other Character
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I think this one followed off some sort of discussion with Leah. Explanation of series here.




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Title: Helping Out
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (9)
Summary: Apparently, sometimes, the Master actually helps out around the house. THIS IS EARTHSHATTERING. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I continue with my brief theme of completely describing what the Master is wearing. Explanation of series here.

( The Master has an eye for design. )

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Title: Manipulation
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (8)
Summary: The Master is wearing weird shit. 50's AU.
Rating: G for good and wholesome and stuff
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I can't remember the exact origin of this one but it had something to do with...somehow saying that John Simm was wholesome or something and Leah being drunk and thinking about how funny a wholesome Master was. Probably. Those texts are gone now. Explanation of series here.



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( “If it helps,” said the Master, “they were all very bad people.” )

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Off to start doing Masterly things.
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I have no skill with graphics whatsoever.
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