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Sep. 27th, 2008 09:35 pm
brb_evil: (Master)
I got drunk at a party last night on three glasses of strawberry wine and two shots of whiskey. It was my first time ever. It was basically like being tired (and I acted as I do normally in that situation) but with slightly more feeling like I'm in a dream. So I don't really see the point. I can just get tired, honestly, and I wouldn't be so worried about getting sick or something. Which I didn't. I was totally fine. I even remembered everyone's name, better than usual. I did talk this one poor bloke's ear off because he mentioned liking Fourth Doctor stuff. I blathered on FOREVER, especially when I found out he'd also seen the Narnia series with Tom Baker as Puddleglum. Nerding is fun, but I think I might have been there for half an hour. And I drank so much water in a desperate attempt to ward off a hangover, which probably worked.
I went back to Toronto today. It was very nice and I thoroughly enjoyed hanging out with my old friends again ALTHOUGH YOU WEREN'T THERE, LEAH OR MARION, BAWWWW.
I feel like being a mod but I haven't the supplies. I may have to settle for my usual non-style.
I can't wait for Russell's show to go up. It's pitiful, but maybe he's mentioned The Russell Band because maybe someone might have sent in the link. Wouldn't that be ace? Unlikely, but brilliant. If he hasn't, perhaps I'll write some songs and check next week.
I'm so tired. I should go to bed.
I wish I could have some interesting dreams but I can't. I also want to have someone to hug always. I dunno. I miss my puppy.
I don't have real things to talk about so I should probably go now, really. I use the Master icon far too much. it's my multi-purpose sarcasm and dirtier things and self-loathing icon. Probably. Cynicism?
brb_evil: (DeLorean TARDIS)
Saiorse: BATMAN NEEDS A ROBIN
S: I feel like JK Rowling. Wot with the RANDOM CAPSLOCK
Leah: MY LIFE IS A MISERY YOU CAN TELL I'M ANGRY BECAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK.ANGSTANGSTANGST LIEK THE DOCTAH
S: I'M BATMAN.MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
L: I'M THE DOCTOR. I DON'T HAVE PARENTS. I WAS LOOOOOMED.
S: WHAT, ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, I'M THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
L: AND I'M THE GODDAMNED DOCTOR. I'M 903 YEARS OLD AND I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS CITY AND EVERYONE IN IT. ALSO, THE PLANET, PROBABLY. IT ALWAYS COMES TO THAT.
S: THIS IS NOT A GAME
L: OH, I THINK IT IS.
A DEADLY GAME.
FOR OUR LIVES.
AND IF YOU REFUSE TO PLAY IT THEN YOU'LL BE DOOMING US ALL. BE REASONABLE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, BRUCE.
S: ....I'M BATMAN
S: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
L: SO CAN I. RESPIRATORY BYPASS.
S: CRIMINALS ARE A COWARDLY, SUSPICIOUS LOT
S: HAVE I MENTIONED, THAT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD?
S: ...Can we stop before I run out of Bat-responses, try to think of more, and give myself terrible Frank Miller flashbacks?

Oh yes.

Apr. 15th, 2008 09:23 pm
brb_evil: (Whee)
Today, I had the best field trip in the history of the world. What it consisted of?
Go downtown to Trinity Bellwoods. Walk along Queen West until Nathan Phillips Square, dip down to the Business District, up again to Dundas and the Eaton's Centre then West to Kensington Market where the trip ends. The point? Well, it was a Media trip, so we were doing Documentaries. Mine was on Grafitti so me and my partner in the project, Andre, an aspiring artist himself, ended up strolling about taking pictures of any art on walls, anywhere. Taking pictures. Of ART. Not to mention that I was also with Deirdre, Hayley, Hilary and Will the whole time, so we had a lovely time of it. Nobody needed to stick together so we were always basically by ourselves except for a few check-in points.
This is only the start of it, though. At the end, we were in a small park in Kensington called Bellevue Square. It was pleasant, with benches and trees and a little children's play area in the centre.Two climby slide things, a teeter-totter and a bouncy animal thing, not to mention 8 swings. Deirdre, Hayley, Hilary and I beelined for the swings, and ended up filming ourselves swinging, trenchcoats billowing. I thought it might be funny to see the Doctor swinging, so I pushed my coat behind me so it could wave and Hayley says she's going to draw it. With the Doctor, but now she knows what the coat would look like. I was swinging beside Deirdre and got the giggles a bit, and I ended up pulling out my sonic screwdriver with my right hand, reaching over to hold Deirdre's hand (while we swung, no less) whilst yelling "Swing, Rose! Swing for your life!"
Meanwhile, another guy I don't know the name of and Andre had made friends with two five-year-old boys and were being chased by them ALL over the playground. Andre was exhausted, but he gamely ran up slides, and jumped over obstacles in his way while the little boys ran, whooping, after him. He and the other boy kept getting the kids off their trail by shouting that the other had candy in his pockets, which actually worked until one kid called to the other, "Split up! I'll get him and you get him!" upon which they were doomed. After he caught them, the kid informed them that they now had to follow his every command...it was pretty funny.
("See-saw!" I was now yelling at Hayley. "See-saw for your life!"
"You know, you guys probably think you look a lot more epic than you actually do," said Deirdre.
"Oh, trust me, we know," I said. "That's why it's so FUNNY." And then I sonicked-up the see-saw.)
Will tried to stay balanced on one of those bouncy animals that kids rock back and forth on and ended up getting stuck backwards, then fell sideways off it. Later, we all retired to the monkey bar/climb set thing and sat on it. It was, in all, a lovely afternoon.
I love how when teenagers start out, they're all desperate to be cool, and worried about their outer image. But by the time they're 17, they know that crap doesn't matter. And they have SO much more fun for it.
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Yesterday, during the last night of One-Acts, I went out to dinner (wellll...the food court) with Leah, Josh and the lead from Time Tells All, Alex. Then, we proceeded to come up with, like, 50 inside jokes or something. Well, no matter what, I think we were rather funny. So I'm going to try and transcribe what went down. Warning: My memory is horrible and that's what I'm working from, my memory. So if I take artistic license...sorry. Also....it's likely that I'll attribute more things to myself than I actually SAID...in which case, sorry again.

(We're eating dinner, when, I can't remember why, Alex brings up the fact that he's going out for dinner with his friends.)
ALEX: Yeah, we're going to an Ethiopian place.
JOSH: Does Ethiopian food exist?
ME: Cous-cous, I would think?
JOSH: I mean, they don't even HAVE food.
ALEX: I have no idea.
ME: Probably it's the food they had BEFORE the Europeans came in and totally destroyed their culture and enslaved them and whatnot.
JOSH: But, like, what do they serve you? Dirt? How did we--
ME: We took all their recipe books when we invaded!
JOSH: Yeah! Where's all the Ethiopian food? Oh, it's in Canada.
ME: Anyways, honestly, I think it involves lots of cous-cous.
ALEX: Probably, I guess.
JOSH: You know...I've always thought of cous-cous as rice's flamboyant younger brother.
(We all laugh.)
ALEX: It's true!
ME: No...that's you, Josh. You're cous-cous.

(...I've totally forgotten what we talked about after that, actually...but later, when we were walking back to the school, I overheard Alex saying that he hated trucks.)
ALEX: I hate trucks.
JOSH: Why?
ALEX: They're big, ugly (after this he listed a lot of unpleasant attributes that I've totally forgotten.)
ME: Sure you aren't confusing trucks with your last girlfriend?
(Leah didn't hear what I said properly, or actually hear what Alex had been saying before so I spent a long time explaining what had happened to her very badly. Eventually, the conversation turned to innuendo.)
ME: No, really, everything is a metaphor for cock.
JOSH: Everything?
ME: Yes. Even the cous-cous.
JOSH: (sarcastically) Oh, I'll put my cous-cous into your oven.
ALEX: So...the oven represents my anus.
JOSH: Yes.
ME: And the cous-cous...represents cous-cous.
JOSH: I'd just like you to take five seconds and VISUALISE that.
(There is a pause.)
EVERYONE: URGH!

That's honestly as much as I can remember. But on the previous night, when I was eating dinner by myself, I overheard some really JAP-y girls talking.

Girl 1: Omigod, so, like, you know the Black History Month Assembly we had today? You know the main speaker?
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: Well, like, he wasn't really black, he was Jamaican. Black is, like, AFRICAN and stuff.

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