I have a story idea.

[brb_evil]

Okay, I've decided that I need to write a story where the Doctor and Rose have a child and the teacher is having a very stern chat with them. Especially because the Doctor clearly helped WAY too much on the last class project. "None of the other students' wetland displays had an actual functioning wetland." Or something. Probably something more Doctory. But I just have this image of a 'not-impressed-at-ALL' teacher in my head and it's hilarious.