A Question

So, I was looking at the Who OTP LJ Community. And it made me wonder: where's all the One/Two/Three/Four/Five/Six/Seven/Eight/Nine/Ten/Jack/Myfanawy? That's my OT12!
If someone is willing to write it or direct me to some of this grouping's fanfic, please let me know.
Same thing goes for Eight/Eight/Eight/Eight/Eight/Eight...Eight (My OT300).
Am I the only person who sees how canon this is?

I had this conversation with Saiorse...

Saiorse: BATMAN NEEDS A ROBIN
S: I feel like JK Rowling. Wot with the RANDOM CAPSLOCK
Leah: MY LIFE IS A MISERY YOU CAN TELL I'M ANGRY BECAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK.ANGSTANGSTANGST LIEK THE DOCTAH
S: I'M BATMAN.MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
L: I'M THE DOCTOR. I DON'T HAVE PARENTS. I WAS LOOOOOMED.
S: WHAT, ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, I'M THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
L: AND I'M THE GODDAMNED DOCTOR. I'M 903 YEARS OLD AND I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS CITY AND EVERYONE IN IT. ALSO, THE PLANET, PROBABLY. IT ALWAYS COMES TO THAT.
S: THIS IS NOT A GAME
L: OH, I THINK IT IS.
A DEADLY GAME.
FOR OUR LIVES.
AND IF YOU REFUSE TO PLAY IT THEN YOU'LL BE DOOMING US ALL. BE REASONABLE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, BRUCE.
S: ....I'M BATMAN
S: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
L: SO CAN I. RESPIRATORY BYPASS.
S: CRIMINALS ARE A COWARDLY, SUSPICIOUS LOT
S: HAVE I MENTIONED, THAT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD?
S: ...Can we stop before I run out of Bat-responses, try to think of more, and give myself terrible Frank Miller flashbacks?