brb_evil: (kermit bees)
During the summer, whilst at [livejournal.com profile] theanswer42's house, I had a long phone conversation with [livejournal.com profile] lilyknotwisemd. It was really really weird. And Paisley filmed her fruitbowl at the same time and cut it together into a film. So, because it made me laugh so hard, here is the transcript of Fruit Bowl. Eventually, I'll get all the raw film from Paisley and transcribe the entire one side of the convo. For now, this is enough. Explanation: we were vaguely in character with me as the Master and Leah as the Doctor.

 

Transcription )

 

brb_evil: (kermit bees)
The character journals went all serious on me and Leah, guys.
First, the Doctor pissed off the Master by insinuating that the Master missed him and was affectionate.
And then the Master was EXTREMELY petty and FFFFFFFFFF

[livejournal.com profile] theatricmood:
Did he (Jacob) NEED to stay in the house though? He kept using the good glasses...

[livejournal.com profile] moralsremitted: His home was in ARIZONA. I'm not a COMPLETE bastard to my minions.
Unlike you and some of your COMPANIONS, I might add.
Tell me, did you ever ACTUALLY go back and get that Companion of yours, Miss Smith?
Or that one, the name you keep mentioning and assuming I won't notice...Jamie, was it?

[livejournal.com profile] theatricmood:Your door better be dead locked.

And then we were both like "WUT NAO, DOCTAH?!?!" so I wrote out what happened in Skype with tips from Leah. I edited this a LOT. Because most of it was just me waffling about what happened next and Leah going "OH SHIT". I left a small bit of it in so you get the idea. XD

 

LONG STORY IS LONG )

 

So, uh, now there's a BLOODY MASSIVE PLOT and the Doctor has left home and the Master is going to go fucking APESHIT and and....well, fuck guys, we thought this was a CRACK AU. Remember how I said Leah and I should stop our latenight talking? That still stands.
brb_evil: (Default)
Title: The Beginning (of my Self-Indulgence) – Part Two
Series (Story number): The Self Indulgence Saga (1): Part One|Part Two
Summary: The Doctor shows up at my friend's house and everyone eats pizza. WHY.
Rating: PG for potential swearing
Characters/pairings: Ten, Me, Sean, Leah, Hayley, Deirdre, Evan
Disclaimer: Obviously, I own myself, but everyone else is not mine. That would be creepy.
Author's notes: FINALLY got around to posting Part Two of this although maybe I shouldn't have... I actually waver between feeling very, very guilty about this and feeling rather proud of my writing. So I’m posting it. We’ll see. I mean honestly, whatever, I write something WAY worse than this now. So whatever.


Now with 98% more adventure and Evan than the original version! )
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Title: Challenging Societal Norms Through Baked Goods
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (15)
Summary: The Doctor enters a baking contest. 50's AU.
Rating: I don't actually know...maybe 14A? But more likely just PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Barbara Jones, Fran Appleton, Lianne Moore
Author's notes: I've become far too lazy to text Leah the stories any more and have turned to writing them to her on MSN. This story came partially out of an actual event that I found in a book of amusing British happenings culled from newspapers and partially from the discovery of [livejournal.com profile] snowgrouse's mutual interest in wheatsex and my willingness to include the aforementioned interest in the series. EDIT: Whoops, forgot to edit the summary the first time. Explanation of series here.


Mmmmmm...wheat )


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So there's this hilarious site...it translates English into Japanese and back and forth and back and so on. So I started feeding stuff into it.
Like the Doctor's last words to Rose: "I love you." "I'm Rose Tyler, I have this ... I also, President Bush is right ... ..." had a chance to look around

Or when he's telling Sylvia and Wilf about how important Donna is:
The rest of the world world of words, his people's safety and air Donanoburu her the number of light I'm alive and singing. 1000 100 million light-years away. While she does not remember, she will never forget. However, for one moment ... one shining moment ... she is the overall width was the most important woman in the universe.

River's final speech at the end of Forest of the Dead:
Everyone knows everyone died. Instead, every day. No, not today. Some days are special. Some days are very blessed. One day, nobody died at all. As well as outgoing calls, a variety of people, our live show, 100 degrees, September 1, travel expenses for doctors, the length of the daily allowance, many people are very warm people.

After that point, I started getting silly and writing little stories and translating them after.
Stories behind cut because this is actually rather long )

Then, of course, Leah asked me to translate an ENTIRE 'Who's Right?' story. So I did. The fair one.
At one point, it started sounding like badly translated softcore porn: His job is to find and cotton candy in his mouth, and eat with him, their fingers, the master, and Tuck, Sun said, licking the rest of the master volume, the idea is ridiculous suggest that something is beautiful.

The Final Copy

The first few words of this would make a really good name for the original story )
brb_evil: (Master)
Title: Dress Nonsense
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (13)
Summary: The Master likes dressing up? 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I....I'm not sure. It used to be even shorter but then I felt I needed to add something else. Explanation of series here.


The original version was three sentences long )


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brb_evil: (kermit bees)
Title: The Worst Pun Ever
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (12)
Summary: Home improvement. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I have the mental maturity of maybe about a three-year-old. Explanation of series here.





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brb_evil: (Bernard Black)
Title: New Friend
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (11)
Summary: At another dinner party, the Doctor meets someone new. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Other Character
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I think this one followed off some sort of discussion with Leah. Explanation of series here.





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brb_evil: (Larch)
Title: Reading Materials
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (10)
Summary: The Doctor reads stuff. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. This is pretty weird even for this series... I don't even know. NO REGRETS. Explanation of series here.




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brb_evil: (Doctor/Master)
Title: Helping Out
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (9)
Summary: Apparently, sometimes, the Master actually helps out around the house. THIS IS EARTHSHATTERING. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I continue with my brief theme of completely describing what the Master is wearing. Explanation of series here.


The Master has an eye for design. )

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Title: Manipulation
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (8)
Summary: The Master is wearing weird shit. 50's AU.
Rating: G for good and wholesome and stuff
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. I can't remember the exact origin of this one but it had something to do with...somehow saying that John Simm was wholesome or something and Leah being drunk and thinking about how funny a wholesome Master was. Probably. Those texts are gone now. Explanation of series here.




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brb_evil: (Default)
Title: The Oncoming Naaaww
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (7)
Summary: The Master kills people. The Doctor is displeased. The Master thinks this is cute. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. All of these are from lulzy conversations with Leah. Honestly. Well, maybe some aren't. But this one is. Explanation of series here.

“If it helps,” said the Master, “they were all very bad people.” )

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brb_evil: (Browncoat)
Or, rather, the Doctor's reaction to Torchwood Season 3 in the format of a Facebook wall conversation.
It's better than it sounds, honest.

Spoilers for TW S3 )
brb_evil: (Master)
Title: A Day At The Fair
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (6)
Summary: No-one has a more wholesome relationship than the Doctor and the Master. Except nearly everybody. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. Based off of the last one. I told Leah that I was writing a story about 'an affair' and she misunderstood me and got very excited about the story about 'the fair' that I was writing. So, of course, not to let her down, I wrote it. Explanation of series here.

Mmm...cotton candy. Ten goes a little bit Carlisle. )


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brb_evil: (DeLorean TARDIS)

Title: Sad Music
Series (Story number): Ginger and Roses (6)
Summary: Sadness ensues.
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Doctor (10)
Author's notes: Written in text to Lolcorn and Katie at a Patrick Wolf concert between sets.

The Doctor, in normal circumstances, would probably enjoy Patrick Wolf )

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brb_evil: (Eight's Ingenuity)
Title: The Affair
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (5)
Summary: The Doctor's moral standards are far too strict. 50's AU.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Doctor/Other Character
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. Yet another where it went wrong in the middle and I had to fix it. That's a theme with these stories... Explanation of series here.


The Doctor has a really bad habit of destroying all of his relationships...I wonder if this one will work out? )

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brb_evil: (Master)

Title: The Dinner Party
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (4)
Summary: Dinner with Alice-down-the-road turns out to be very awkward. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Alice Cartwright (OC), Peter Cartwright (OC)
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. Based on an inside joke I haven't posted yet and will totally get around to, I promise! Explanation of series here.

“I don’t see why we have to go to Alice-down-the-road’s anyway. It’s not as if we’re going to get anything out of it.” )

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brb_evil: (donna)
Title: A Good Friend 
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (3)
Summary: Donna Noble comes over to have some tea and a chat. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor, Donna
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A. This one, like a bunch of this series, was WAY funnier in my head and then started going VERY wrong. I had to fix it. Explanation of series here.





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brb_evil: (Life On Mars)
Title: Sad
Series (Story number): Who's Right? (2)
Summary: The Doctor has a bunch of inner pain. 50's AU.
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Master/Doctor
Author's notes: Written in text to Leah A and based on a lot of inside jokes off of Sims 3. Explanation of series here.


Just who is whose bitch? )

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